Rose loves cheese

Sep 01

omg i'm dying. →

angietru:

BAND PICK-UP LINES
1. “Do you believe in love at first set or should we run it again?”
2. ”Baby, on those cold nights when you ask to be held, I’ll create some heat and hold you like I hold my French horn.”
3. “Even though you’re a flute player, I’d still date you.”
4. “Your calves must ache,…

Sep 01
Aug 31

laugh-until-you-drop:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

Aug 31
Bro

Bro

Aug 31

disparateyouth:

is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .

Aug 31
Aug 31

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

Aug 31
whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

Aug 28
officerlollipop:

I think I just made this guy rethink his sexuality by pretending to be a drag queen.

officerlollipop:

I think I just made this guy rethink his sexuality by pretending to be a drag queen.

Aug 28

eclecticpandas:

reasons to date me:

  • i’m single